Speech: Living La Vida Caveman

This year (2014) I entered the Toastmasters Humorous Speech Contest in my division a little late.  I jumped in for my home club at the last minute in the area contest, and took this speech to the division contest.
I had thought that if GEICO could make cavemen funny, then the Paleo Diet, which is based on caveman behavior, should be funny too.  OK, maybe not funny, but at least mildly humorous.

For those of you unfamiliar with the term charcuterie, here’s a tidbit from Wikipedia.